Slap me silly and call me a fool because, clearly, I am an ignoramus.  Who knew?

I promise that given the apparent value of show ferrets, I only tailgated long enough to snap this picture as a public service announcement.  The show ferrets were never in danger.  In fact, if ever the situation arises, I’m sideswiping the K-9 police cruiser to avoid taking out a show ferret.  I’d ask that you do the same.