Slap me silly and call me a fool because, clearly, I am an ignoramus. Who knew?
I promise that given the apparent value of show ferrets, I only tailgated long enough to snap this picture as a public service announcement. The show ferrets were never in danger. In fact, if ever the situation arises, I’m sideswiping the K-9 police cruiser to avoid taking out a show ferret. I’d ask that you do the same.