Since I’m a BIG fan of beating a dead horse for the sake of humor, I’ll pile on yesterday’s post with this Rhymes with Tuesday gem.

As always, please feel free to add a rhyme of your own in the “Comments” section.

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Christmas Made in China

Music makers raising hell,

Light up cell phones, chiming bells,

Make the kiddies scream and yell,

It’s a Christmas Made in China.

Rubber balls of red and blue,

Bratz dolls with their attitude,

Zhu Zhu pets and Barbie, too,

It’s a Christmas Made in China.

Yes, a Christmas Made in China.

Plastic EVERYTHING under the sun!

Yo-yos, Aqua dots, candy. YUM!

If your toys don’t kill you, they sure are FUN!

It’s a Christmas Made in China.

Polly Pocket’s full of lead,

Just like Mr. Potato’s head,

Dora’s sweet, but you’ll wind up dead,

It’s a Christmas Made in China.

Yes, a Christmas Made in China.