Rhymes with Tuesday: Christmas Made in China

Since I’m a BIG fan of beating a dead horse for the sake of humor, I’ll pile on yesterday’s post with this Rhymes with Tuesday gem.

As always, please feel free to add a rhyme of your own in the “Comments” section.

photo credit funtastic.com

 

Christmas Made in China

 

Music makers raising hell,

Light up cell phones, chiming bells,

Make the kiddies scream and yell,

It’s a Christmas Made in China.

 

Rubber balls of red and blue,

Bratz dolls with their attitude,

Zhu Zhu pets and Barbie, too,

It’s a Christmas Made in China.

Yes, a Christmas Made in China.

 

Plastic EVERYTHING under the sun!

Yo-yos, Aqua dots, candy. YUM!

If your toys don’t kill you, they sure are FUN!

It’s a Christmas Made in China.

 

Polly Pocket’s full of lead,

Just like Mr. Potato’s head,

Dora’s sweet, but you’ll wind up dead,

It’s a Christmas Made in China.

Yes, a Christmas Made in China.

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2 Responses to Rhymes with Tuesday: Christmas Made in China

  1. Not to mention the tree itself is probably made in China. And if it is it’s definitely made with lead.

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