Category Archives: Molly-isms

“Rhymes with Tuesday”: Black Friday Haiku

Posted on November 29, 2011 by momsaidwhat

Thought this sweet little haiku would do its part to celebrate all that is wrong with the holiday season.  Thanksgiving is over; let the games begin…   Packin’ pepper spray Back off Black Friday Shoppers It’s mine all mine now.

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“Rhymes with Tuesday”: The Bad Mama Jama Crossing Guard Tribute

Posted on November 22, 2011 by momsaidwhat

I’m from Pittsburgh; I battle traffic like a backroads, shortcutting, alternate route-taking ninja.  The summer/fall/spring/eternal construction season in our fair city has been most ridiculous; truly lacking in sensibility of any kind.  Thank you, PennDot. I mean it.  Thank you, … Continue reading →

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I Step in Poop, and I Move On

Posted on November 21, 2011 by momsaidwhat

I stepped in dog poop this morning. Actually, I didn’t exactly step in it, I stepped kind of on it; realized halfway through what I was about to do; kicked it around; semi-slid in it; and then stepped firmly in … Continue reading →

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Rhymes with Tuesday

Posted on November 15, 2011 by momsaidwhat

Adding a new wrinkle to my blog in with a little ditty I like to call, “Rhymes with Tuesdays.”  “RWT” will feature funny poetry, dirty limericks, and those wacky, three line, 5-7-5 syllabic gems we all know and love–the haiku.  … Continue reading →

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Mr. Wonderful Takes One for “The Girls”

Posted on November 14, 2011 by momsaidwhat

We don’t call my dad, Mr. Wonderful, for nothing. (My mom, “the Captain”, is rolling her eyes LOUDLY after reading just this first line.  In her words she, “makes his life REAL damn easy.” She’s right.  The Captain is always right.) I’m … Continue reading →

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Dear Celebrity Friends, I’m Divorcing You

Posted on November 4, 2011 by momsaidwhat

I know that this may come as a BIG surprise, like a Kardashian –sized-blindside- of-a -surprise, but Kim Kardashian is not paying my bills. Between you and me, I think her lack of personal attention to my finances is totally … Continue reading →

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I HATE Women’s Lib

Posted on November 3, 2011 by momsaidwhat

Check out my new article for A Hopeful Sign: I HATE You, Women’s Lib

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My Other Little Thing on the Side…

Posted on August 23, 2011 by momsaidwhat

Just wanted to encourage all my reader friends to check me out at my side gig “Mom Spelled Backwards” for A Hopeful Sign.  http://ahopefulsign.com/ I’ll be posting a new tidbit on finding my focus here shortly.  It’s time for me to … Continue reading →

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Another Man Finds His Junk

Posted on June 22, 2011 by momsaidwhat

I come from a long, proud line of adjusters, men who know unequivocably where their manhood lies at all time.  The men of my life are not afraid to scratch, to shift, or to gently shake their family jewels; nor are … Continue reading →

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My Newest Adventure

Posted on June 21, 2011 by momsaidwhat

Dear Readers, I just wanted to take a moment to introduce my readers to a wonderful new online magazine that I am so grateful to be writing for.  A Hopeful Sign seeks to spread hope through living-learning-leading in thoughtful, supportive, … Continue reading →

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